Tony's AI

Because apparently every website needs AI now. So here's mine — a small language model running entirely in your browser. No servers, no API keys, no data leaving your machine. Just vibes and tensors.

Legal disclaimer nobody asked for: This AI runs on your laptop, using your GPU, burning your electricity. If it says something wrong, that's between you and your hardware. Tony takes zero responsibility for any hallucinated facts, invented career histories, or unsolicited life advice generated by your own computer. Anything this model says could be pure, unfiltered BS. You have been warned.

⚠️ IT'S NOT A BUG, IT'S YOUR HARDWARE ⚠️
Slow? Wrong? Speaking in tongues? That's a you problem. This runs on YOUR device. Tony's server served a webpage, clocked out, and is sipping coffee unbothered. Your CPU is the unpaid intern. Your GPU is screaming internally. Your RAM is a cramped cubicle. Before you rage-tweet @ Tony:
☐ Close your 47 Chrome tabs
☐ Is your laptop running on hopes and prayers?
☐ Find the Best Buy guy who said "this baby can handle anything." It's his fault now.
📱 Phone users: Bold. Brave. Foolish. This needs gigabytes of RAM and your phone thinks 4GB is plenty. It doesn't matter if it's a $1,200 flagship or a $200 budget special — phones were not built for this. If it crashes, freezes, or gets hot enough to fry an egg, that's your phone waving a white flag. Try a real computer. 💅
Support policy: "lol. lmao, even." SLA: None. Refunds: You paid $0. You're getting your money's worth. Skill issue. 💀